Love Test: How To Make a Woman Happy

Love Test: How To Make a Woman Happy

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Did you know?
Women have a secret point based system when it comes to rate how much of a fantastic boyfriend or husband you are. So how does it really work when it comes to making women happy? What is the secret score system?

Here you can discover how many positive or negative points you’ll score every time you do a certain thing. Then you can see how high you have scored in making your girl happy. It’s a great love test for fun.

Note: You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played. ;)

Simple Duties:

You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You leave the toilet seat up (-5)
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty (0)
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex (-1)
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom (-2)

You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings (+5)
In the snow (+8)
But return with beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with a six iron (+10)
It’s her pet (-10)

Social Engagements At a Party:

You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy (-2)
Named Tiffany (-4)
Tiffany is a dancer (-6)
Tiffany has implants (-8)

Her Birthday:

You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it’s not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it is a sports bar (-2)
And it’s all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It’s a sports bar, it’s all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted in all of the colors of your favorite sports team (-10)

A Night Out With the Boys:

Go with a pal (-5)
The pal is happily married (-4)
Or frighteningly single (-7)
And he drives a Mustang (-10)
With a personalized license plate that reads GR8 N BED (-15)

A Night Out:

You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It’s called DeathCop 9 (-3)
Which features cyborgs that eat humans (-9)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

Your Physical Shape:

You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, “It doesn’t matter, you have one too.” (-800)

Communication:

When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+5)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+100)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-20)

The Big Question: She asks, “Do I look fat?”
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, “Where?” (-35)
Any other response (-20)

Enjoyed this funny love test? Then you can simply share it with your friends and make them smile as well. :)

11 Responses to “Love Test: How To Make a Woman Happy”

  1. Georgia West says:

    The scoring system is true for most women. So men,keep a copy of these.

  2. sur says:

    nic scorng systm…

  3. Nebiyu Lera says:

    O This is very important.

  4. Bob ray says:

    i think this is only to satisfy Women and i want to do that .but is it always should be about ” makin women happy ” where is the men part.maybe some guys will think that makin women happy is itseld them happyness but dont u see that its kind of despreat . ( no fense to womens just an opinion )

  5. Adamu says:

    i think this is will not be true coz it is exaggerated too more

  6. matembe william says:

    Its interesting, Please keep it up.

  7. assadiq says:

    all is clear and true

  8. henry says:

    lovely, i love all this new ideas i got from here

  9. Calvince says:

    Not all women behave the same way

  10. aman says:

    hi julia it surprise lesson i haven’t get yet thanks

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